Corporate Memo: Re: Floor Guardian Performance Review 🧛♀️🩸💄
Employee demonstrates exceptional commitment to aesthetic consistency and brand representation. Strengths include: unwavering loyalty, creative problem-solving through violence, and maintaining gothic fashion standards even during combat operations. Areas for improvement: tendency to treat strategic meetings as social events, occasional overenthusiasm regarding blood-related activities. Overall assessment: Meets all requirements for terrifying undead middle management. Recommended for promotion to "Nightmare Your Enemies Tell Their Children About."
Perfect For:
🧛♀️ Overlord collectors who appreciate their NPCs with maximum theatrical flair
🩸 Gothic painters ready for elaborate costume details and dramatic poses
Model Specifications:
• Height: ~6.5 inches
• Kit contains 14 unassembled parts
• Unpainted (painted photos shown for reference only)
🚚 “Orders over $35 ship free — discount applies automatically.”
🔐 Licensing & Print Time Notice:
This model is not currently licensed and/or printed at the time of purchase.
As part of our fulfillment process, we will secure the appropriate commercial license (if not currently owned) from Nomnom Figures, then print and ship your kit within 3 business days.
This ensures every kit we send is both fully authorized and printed with the quality and care you expect from 3bitworld.
✅ Quality Assurance:
• Printed in ABS-like grey resin
• Washed, cured, and inspected for quality
• Carefully packed for safe shipping
⚠️ Please Note:
• Choking hazard – not suitable for children under 5
• Minor surface or color variations may occur due to small-batch production — each piece is uniquely yours
• This model is sold as a garage kit. While we perform light sanding, some support traces may remain. Additional sanding will likely be required before priming.
💬 Our Promises:
📝 Honest, detailed product listings
💬 Friendly, responsive customer service
🛠️ Fair resolutions to any concerns
🚚 Same-day or next-business-day shipping
🛠️ 3bitworld is licensed to sell these kits under a commercial agreement with Bulkamancer Sculpts.
🔍 Curious about our quality?
Check out our other listings to see more of our models and craftsmanship. All items are printed with care and attention to detail, and we take pride in delivering clean, high-quality kits every time.
